There’s a waitress in a restaurant in Indianapolis where I eat with my Dad when I go to see him. The first time she waited on us, she looked at me and said: “Did anybody ever tell you that you look like John Lennon?” I laughed out loud. Now every time we go in there, she calls me John. My Dad gets a real kick out of it.
The reason I laughed is because, as a matter of fact, I have been told I looked like John Lennon before. Several times over the years, someone has made that remark to me.
The first time, I was sitting on a bench in the mall at Terre Haute, reading a newspaper and waiting on my wife. I became aware that someone had stopped right in front of me, and I looked up…right into the smiling face of a pot-bellied fellow in overalls, grinning at me. He said, “Anybody ever tell you you look like John Lennon?” Since this was the first time, I could have honestly said no. Instead, engaging my lightning-swift wit, I opened my mouth and said: “Uh-h-h-h-h…?” Then he looked over his shoulder and in a very loud voice, he called out, “HEY, HONEY: C’MERE! THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE JOHN LENNON!” Then he turned back to me and said, “I hope you don’t mind me sayin’ you look like John Lennon?” By this time, the shock was wearing off a little, so I said, “Well, I guess it’s okay to look like a dead guy.” And he said, “I don’t mean it like that, but you sure do look like ‘im!” Then he grinned at me again and sauntered off…leaving me shaking my head, and laughing to myself.Read More